Monthly Archives December 2009

Christmas Morning

Today’s Tweets

"Jingle Bells" was the first song broadcast from space. # I gotta say again; Praise the Lord for the Hardys'. Watching the teens sing, serving the Lord and growing blesses my heart. # @StuartMHardy – That's okay, Carrie got hers a month ago! :) in reply to StuartMHardy # @StuartMHardy – …but Santa will still [...]

How To Open A Banana Like A Monkey

Today’s Tweets

RT @AnswersDotCom – The first lip balm was made out of earwax. Yummy! # @StuartMHardy – No worries, my 2 year old showed me how to do it! ;) in reply to StuartMHardy # If you got all of the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas," you would land 364 presents. #

Night Lights

We drove through the Night Lights Christmas light show at Fifth Third Ballpark last night after we finished some Christmas shopping at Target. Cost is $10 per car, and it took about 20 minutes to dive through. $10 isn’t too bad for a nice little Christmas memory.

Today’s Tweets

@jeremelslot – No kidding! But it's wasn't' from lack of talent, they just ran the ball a lot against Carolina. I give up…Ugh! in reply to jeremelslot # @StuartMHardy – Amen. in reply to StuartMHardy # Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Was asked in drive-thru at Wendy's; [...]

HP Computers Are Racist!

More “geek” humor. Desi demonstrated that an HP MediaSmart computer’s facial-tracking software could not follow the movements of his black face, but it could do so just fine for his white friend Wanda. The most entertaining part? The YouTube page of video proudly displays “Uploaded Using HP MediaSmart.” Priceless.

Today’s Tweets

@StuartMHardy – Yea, weird. in reply to StuartMHardy # @meljoyslot – I like that logic! in reply to meljoyslot # @StuartMHardy – I love the Slim Jims! in reply to StuartMHardy # @StuartMHardy – Yes! in reply to StuartMHardy # @StuartMHardy – You could put corned beef between two dead rats and it would be [...]

Wait Until Christmas

Lyndsey figured out that the 4′ present next to our Christmas tree is a doll house, and is now asking every hour on the hour to open it. The present was so large to wrap that Carrie left a portion of it unwrapped, but thought that by putting the exposed side to the wall behind [...]

Today’s Tweets

PTL KFC for lunch! # I just discovered ESPN radio 96.1. Nice. # @StuartMHardy – No way. I have too much invested in my "no neck" figure to risk loosing it eating un-fried chicken. ;) in reply to StuartMHardy #